no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You just made me feel so damn special
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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