You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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