If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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