I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am spending my child support on dildos
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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