Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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