singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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