You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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