hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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