have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
