I wannas sexs uuuuu
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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