Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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