In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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