Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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