I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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