So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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