haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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