I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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