No awkward lesbian experiences without me
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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