: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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