I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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