Sry I called you an 8
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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