I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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