SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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