im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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