Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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