So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Sober January is a disaster.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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