she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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