I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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