She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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