I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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