Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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