its not stalking. its research.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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