Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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