How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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