Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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