"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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