To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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