if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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