oh god the rape fog is back!
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
there is glitter all over my balls
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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