But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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