I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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