Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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