I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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