Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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