is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Randomize
