well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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