Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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