I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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