Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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