do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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