1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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