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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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