My friends, they love my intelligence
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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